12 Strategies to Improve Financial Performance and Sniff Out Epic Savings

Let the cat out of the bag!

It makes purrrfect sense why you are here human. You want some epic savings and more money in the wallet eh? Maybe you want to improve your own overall financial purrrformance…

Create a Budget To Track Scents

Track, track, track.  You know like the scent of a stranger until you understand exactly what you are sniffing out. 

Whether you use a cardboard box for paper and your claws as a pen or you just simply come up your own devices, we must know how much kitty kibble we’re working with.  Understand human? 

What goes in the litter box and what comes out of the litter box!  What happens when we run out of litter?! Ahhh! It’s not a good thing my human friend.  Where would you be without my furry advice? 🙂

Claw Your Way Out of Unnecessary Expenses

Well, my fellow felines and humans, let me impart some wisdom on keeping your purse strings tight and your kitty treats flowing. First off, those fancy cat toys? A crumpled paper ball or a cardboard box will suffice, trust me.

And those gourmet treats? I’m just as happy with a few crunchy kibbles as I am with caviar. Next, grooming? I’ve got it covered with my tongue, thank you very much. And don’t get me started on those designer collars! A simple, sturdy one will do just fine.

Oh, and humans, maybe rethink those subscriptions—do you really need that ‘Catflix’ service? And speaking of excess, why the constant redecorating? A cat’s happiest with a cozy spot by the window and a sunbeam to nap in. Remember, it’s not about the cost, it’s about the purr-sonal satisfaction!

a cat watching tv with the word catflix on it

In essence, the cat might advocate for simplicity, contentment with basic needs met, and questioning the value of luxury items or services that may not significantly enhance quality of life.

Shop Smart, Comparison Shopping and Sniffing Out The Best Deals

If you really want to know how a cat like me would handle comparison shopping and sniff out the best deals, listen up. First things first, I have a keen eye for quality. When I’m eyeing up a new scratching post or a cozy bed, I’ll give it a thorough inspection. There shall be no compromises on comfort!

What is the purpose of comparison shopping? To get the best money and prices of course! I’m not one to pounce on the first offer you see. You got to peer around the corner to see if another one exists.

I’ve also heard of a thing called the interwebs. I know you humans know how to prowl the internet for the best deals! Check multiple websites, compare prices, read reviews (if I could read, that is), and even consult my fellow feline friends for their opinions.

If there’s a deal to be sniffed out my feline friends usually meow at me the direction to travel but you all have other resources I’ve seen you use them! 

And coupons? Oh, I’ve got a nose for those. Whether it’s a printable coupon, a promo code, or a special offer in-store, I’m all over it. I’ve even been known to charm a store clerk into giving me a little extra treat (or discount) at the checkout.

So, when it comes to saving a few tuna treats, trust me, this kitty’s got it covered. I’m the ultimate price-savvy shopper, always on the prowl for the best deal without sacrificing quality or comfort.”

cat in a grocery store choosing between cans of food

Planning The Salmon and Tuna Supply and Eating Treats Next To The Cardboard Boxes (Meal Planning and Cooking at Home)

If I were to speak on how meal planning saved me meowney, let me tell you I gave my human a secret….it’s all about strategic paw-sitioning of resources! First off, my human learned that buying my favorite foods in bulk (if it makes sense) means fewer trips to the box store and more treats in my bowl. 

Hopefully you should get these at a discount my  human friend (which basically translates to a lower cost per serving.)  Picking up that tuna scent I’m putting down?

Next, planning meals ahead of time helps avoid those impulse buys that can be costly and sometimes less good for me (I know how it feels to just pounce on a lobster treat before I see what else is for dinner humans so I understand.)

By knowing exactly what’s on the menu each day, my human can shop smart and stick to a budget without pinching pennies on my gourmet tastes.

a cat in a chefs outfit in a kitchen

And let’s not forget leftovers! I’m a pro at finishing off every morsel in my bowl, and my human has learned to creatively use leftovers from their meals too. It’s like getting an extra meal for free.  Talk about a purr-fect way to stretch those pennies!

Lastly, meal planning means my human can avoid the temptation of ordering expensive takeout or dining out too frequently. When they have a plan and ingredients at home, they’re less likely to stray from our cozy nest (and that means more quality time together.)

So there you have it. Meal planning isn’t just about feeding me right, it’s about feeding our wallets right too. A well-fed kitty is a happy kitty, and a well-fed wallet makes for a happy human.

Re-Think Your Transportation Strategy

Oh dear human, I do understand why this little furry fluff of a recommendation wouldn’t be the at the top of one’s recipe list.  Frankly, the only memories I ever have of cars and transportation puts me in a state of sheer feline panic. 

Most of us cats are on the receiving end of bad things from cars like darting across a driveway to avoid getting turned into a catfish sandwich if you get my drift. 

Also, when I’m in a car it is usually to go to the dreadful pet doctor.  Why vet rhymes with pet is just absurd to me as if the two are close in definition! 

Alas, it looks as though my human friend may be onto a bit of something here.  I wouldn’t want to be in the same cat box as another but it would likely buy more tuna treats for me. 

Can you think of a way to tilt your transportation method to benefit the wallet in your fur pocket?

a cat riding on a bike

Here’s some cat/human translations for some ideas:

  • Changing up the path aka taking a different route
  • Us cats like less paws roaming about with less noisy and zooming things aka how about if allowed to flex your hours and travel when there is less traffic
  • Switch your pawsitions on getting from path A to path B aka change your mode of transportation
  • Give your paws a break! aka  Try out a scooter or similar method of getting around.
  • Is it time to change your cardboard box? aka Ponder if your travel expenses are worth moving closer to work…?
  • Can you and another human put your heads together to get ya there? aka  Can you share a ride with a co-worker?
  • All paws on deck! Use all your resources human! aka Multiple methods of transport (Drive car to train station and park, take train to close destination, walk to from train to work)

Reduce Utility Bills

So humans it seems like there are some cords and device thingys that you stick into the wall to make them work?  And then you get charged for the magic eh? 

It sounds like you might be able to conserve some of this “electricity” as you call it.  Take a tip from me because when I’m sleeping in my slumber at night I must put paws over my face to keep out that dreadful ceiling beam.  Try turning some of those off and bask in the darkness human!  Who needs a spotlight in every corner?

a cat turning off a light switch

Also how about some more blankets in the house?!  I need a cozy place to land my whiskers.  I heard a rumor that running this “heat” thingy causes some charges.  Maybe some warmer clothes like my fur coat can save you some moolah humans!

Now I know you’re guilty of the next one.  Leaving all those cords in the wall when you’re not on those pesky and distracting devices.  It’s almost like watching the meowney drain out of your account with my own little kitten eyes.

One delightful thing from a cat is just basking in the sunbeams human.  Turn off those ceiling beams and open a window to the outdoors.  You won’t regret it I’m just pawsitive about it!

Build an Emergency Fund

a cat holding a wad of cash

So human, I imagine this term is like when I’m stashing away some of these wonderful treats for a rainy day eh?

Here’s the advice straight from my cat whiskers:

First, whenever you get some extra kibble, tuck it away into your savings the same way I tuck mine in the corner for later. Little by little, it adds up, just like how I stash my toys under the couch (hehe.)

Second, stop using the extra funds for silly things like fancy catnip toys (well, maybe just a few for your favorite kitty).

Third, be prepared for surprises.  You know like going outside and realizing that your toy lizard no longer runs from you. Trust me, having that emergency toy backup fund will give you peace of mind and then you will not worry about what in the world you will do when the things you need and love stops wagging its tail all of a sudden.

Automate Savings

So I’ve noticed what you did with my food human.  You don’t actually walk to the kitchen before my kibble magically appears.  There’s s a new machine thingy making the magic happen.  For a second there I thought I was going bonkers and getting the zoomies.  I was told it was some sort of automatic dispenser?

a cat looking at an automated pet food dispenser

I don’t see how this wouldn’t work for that magic money!  Here’s my feline wisdom:

First, set up a schedule to transfer a portion of your earnings to your savings account automatically. It’s like meowgic!  Don’t humans say that phrase that goes “set it and forget it.”

Second, I’ve overheard my human talk about stretching a dollar.  It reminded me to stretch my hind legs after my nap.  In any case, ensure your money keeps growing and stretching!  Investigate how to make some money magic happen to grow it further like a plant outside.

Third, resist the urge to splurge human.  It’s like when you point that red laser dot at me.  It’s so hard to not pounce the wall everytime.  You just might see some money multiplication without lifting a paw!

It’s all about an easier cat and human existence human!

Avoid Debt

So here’s the ugly word I keep hearing in human speak.  That dreadful thing of owing another kitty something.  You don’t want this human! 

Avoid it just like the way I dodge and dip to avoid getting thrown in the bathtub.  Just terrible!

a cat in a bathtub looking worried

For example, don’t look for a new ride human when you already have a frisky little set of wheels that work just fine.  It’s a trap!  I see them out in the wild all the time.  Don’t fall for it! I know a few hamsters that are stuck in a little round wheel thingy because they fell for such tactics.

Living within your means, heck live under those means if you can!

Next let’s see.  You know how I stay on top of grooming my fur on the daily?  Hmm it sounds like a similar method can be applied to those “bill” thingys.  Purrsistance is key!  Staying on top of those is a good morsel yeah?

Third, resist the urge to splurge on unnecessary things.  Don’t forget that a cardboard box can be just as satisfying as a fancy cat bed!

And finally, keep your claws sharp and be vigilant about understanding interest rates and terms, so you don’t get caught in a sticky financial situation. It’s all about staying nimble and debt-free, just like how I leap gracefully from couch to countertop. Trust me, a debt-free life is a stress-free life, with more room to nap and play!

Invest Wisely

Ahh planning for the future my human friends.  Like storing away cat yarn balls for the upcoming winters.

Here’s my purrsonal take:

Starting earlier the better.  Just like getting a pounce ahead on a lizard race.

a cartoon cat trying to pounce on a lizard

Next, like my owner says something about not putting all of the chicken eggs in the same basket?  Apparently it is good to shake it up a bit without having all the same kind of investment.

Ahh another tip I’ve heard with my cat ears…to be patient friends.  Payoffs from investments take time to do their meowgic. At the same time keep an eye on it (kind of like me watching the birds in the morning.)

Review and Adjust Regularly

Just like I groom myself regularly (or my owner insists upon it) it sounds like an essential chore to review the look of things every now and again to ensure you continue building a strong foundation.

From the wisdom of my whiskers I’ve heard just like my owner combing through my fur, to comb through those expenses and review those investments.  Hopefully they are growing just like my hopes and dreams of a catnip plant appearing at my feet!

cat with a comb and paper in paw

Staying on top of any debt, bills, and not forgetting a good ole pat on the cat tail for a pounce well done.  You know like my owner does when I catch a pesky mosquito in the house!

Your path to financial purrfection is soon to be around the corner my friend!  Until next time…

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