Bad Cat Jobs

BAD CAT JOB: Bodyguard First sign of danger and he's running to the other room...
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Bad Cat Jobs – Table of Contents

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DJ

I’m much better at knocking things off counters anyhow.

BAD CAT JOB: DJ Instead of dropping beats, throwing the records

Lifeguard

Sorry, can’t get meow hair wet.

BAD CAT JOB: Lifeguard Judges you from poolside. Refuses to get wet.

Meteorologist

The weather may not be so good in the early AM human.

BAD CAT JOB: Meteorologist Forecasting only 3am zoomies.

Astronaut

To the moon? Possible at 3am.

BAD Cat JOB: Astronaut Houston, we have a zoomies problem.

Bodyguard

At the first loud sound, off he goes.

BAD CAT JOB: Bodyguard First sign of danger and he's running to the other room...

Delivery Driver

Supposed to deliver the package, yet sleeps in it.

BAD CAT JOB: Delivery Driver Drops package, opens box. Sleeps in it.

Bartender

I only serve water with a hint of attitude.

A cat working as a bartender, staring straight, with a glass of water in front of him

Car Sales

Come back tomorrow for a better sale!

Tuxedo cat sleeping on top of a car roof

Farmer

What I plant here will grow the veggies, I promise.

Cat standing in a garden after having dug a hole in the dirt.

Interior Designer

Doesn’t it look better this way?

A cat in the living room after knocking over a vase

Photographer

Might need a few minutes here, I see prey.

A cat dressed as a photographer with a camera but staring at a butterfly

Mayor

What? You don’t like my slogan?

A cat dressed as a mayor with campaign slogan: "More naps. Fewer rules."

Let the cat out of the bag!

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