Cat Side Hustles: Fun Jobs Your Cat Would Love

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Disclaimer: This list is a fun take on cats and jobs best suited for them (For entertainment purposes.)

1.  Professional Nap Coach

As this site already explores….  cats may be the world’s greatest nappers right? 

Teach us!

professional cat napper sleeping

professional nap coach cat teaching class about sleep

2.  Social Media Influencer

We know this had to be in there somewhere right?  Cats are just photo ready all the time.  Even when they aren’t, sometimes it makes them even more photogenic.

I mean I’d start listening to what a cat had to say as an influencer wouldn’t you?

  • Strikingly adorable pose
  • Ability to run an Instagram or Tik Tok account?  Yes!
cat side hustles cat working as social media catfluencer

cat side hustle social media influencer

3.  Pest Control Specialist

I mean whenever I wonder where that fly went or where that bug crawled to you can always count on a nearby cat to give you the best tip.  All we have to do is add a little outfit to our favorite furry friends.  They are basically always on the clock as a pest control specialist anyway right?

cat working as a pest control specialist

  • Cats do have those natural hunting skills so the freelance opportunities are endless!
  • Mice exterminator, no problem!
  • Bug detector?  No problem!

4. Bathroom Attendant

I mean we already follow you to the bathroom anyhow so why not just get a wage and some treats for it?

Cat in a bathroom with a towel in his paw
cat with a towel with text "Figured I'd help since I'm supervising your trip to the bathroom."

5. Amazon Driver

We already love boxes so what better job? We get to touch them all day.

A cat delivering boxes with an Amazon Driver uniform on

6. Juggler

We love playing around with toy balls so why wouldn’t we want to be a juggler?

A cat on a table with balls in the air. Text: "Yes I'm a juggler."

7. Project Manager

The cat version of the project manager of course. Once a task is complete, I’ll go rub the side of a box.

A cat on a ladder in a garage

8. Magician

Wonder where my toys went? So do I! I’m that good of a magician.

A maine coon cat with a rabbit in hand in a magician's outfit and top hat.

9. Ninja

The stealthy stunts I can do already qualifies me for the job.

A cat dressed in a ninja outfit

10. Real Estate Broker

Need a home? I routinely peruse the neighborhood and can tell you all the ins and outs. This makes me your number 1 prime time agent.

A cool cat with glasses on the sidewalk outside of a house.

11. The Lawn Mower Kitty

Now roaming yards and looking for lizards is just one of the ways I inspect your grass. I got you covered.

A cat riding on a lawn mower.

12. Therapist

You already talk to us all day long. Why not just hire us. We’re great listeners as you know.

A cat in a chair with a clipboard being a therapist for another cat.

13. Crime Scene Investigator

If anyone is finding out who’s paws did this. It is me human.

Tuxedo cat dressed as a crime scene investigator with magnifying glass. Text: Investigating? Easy. i investigate every single thing in my house daily.

14. Security Guard

Standing guard at a pet store near you…

Scottish fold cat dressed as a store security guard with text: I can smell crimes a mile away

15. Track and Field Athlete

Running like kitty is being chased by a vacuum cleaner!

Maine coon cat running like a track and field athlete

16 – Professional Movie Watcher

I lounge around with you all day human and watch those movies too. Love the Garfield movie…

White cat under the bed sheets with popcorn and a cup.

17 – Professional Blanket Tester

Snuggling and comfort approved

Text: "Good CAT JOB: Professional Blanket Tester" cat pictured snuggling in a blanket Text: "Certified in Comfort Control"

18. Paper Bag Auditor

Well, human, you clearly don’t understand the complexities of paper bag exploration. It’s an art, really. My impeccable skills in stealth and precision got me in here. Just appreciate my brilliance.

A cute kitten sitting inside of a paper bag with text above: "Good CAT JOB: Paper Bag Auditor." Text below: How I got in here is not of your concern."

19 – Plant Health Inspector

I’ve carefully analyzed this plant (every leaf, every stem) and determined that it requires thorough taste-testing to ensure its quality.

Black bombay kitten making a silly face and eating part of a plant with text above: "Good Cat Job: Plant Health Inspector"

20 – Warming Specialist

Oh, you’re welcome. I know you were getting cold feet, so I’ve taken it upon myself to provide my superior warmth services.

A cute tabby cat sleeping in an office chair with text above "Good Cat Job: Warming Specialist." Below text: "Cold feet? No problem. Put the cat there."

21 – Yoga Instructor

Welcome, my human friend, to the ancient art of cat yoga. Feel the stretch in your legs and the flexibility in your spine. It’s all about balance and a little bit of grace.

A tabby cat sitting in a yoga pose. Text above "Good Cat Job: Yoga Instructor."

22 – Office Manager

I’m just here, ensuring productivity. Type, type!

A black bombay cat standing behind an office chair with a thought bubble that reads "That report ready yet." with text above that says: Good Cat Job "Office Manager."

23 – Wake Up Call Coordinator

A black fluffy cat with text: "Good Cat Job: Wake Up Call Coordinator."

24 – Cabinet Inspector

A white and brown cat with green eyes crawling inbetween kitchen cabinets. Text above "Good cat job: Cabinet Inspector"

25 – Bird Watcher

Birds! Birds! Look at them go! Best job ever!

A baby kitten watching birds through the window. Text above: "Good Cat Job: Bird Watcher."

26 – Gravity Research Assistant

Whoa! Did… did that just happen? I wasn’t expecting such bold gravitational experiments today, but I suppose I’m just that good at my job!

A gray cat with green eyes looking surprised as office supplies are flying from a cup. Text above: "Good Cat Job: Gravity Research Assistant."

Hydration Compliance Officer

Didn’t know I could move water at will did ya human?

A bengal cat with paw stretched out moving a water glass with text: Good Cat Job: Hydration Compliance Officer

Bird Watcher

Time for some bird chatter!

A black cat looking out the window at birds in the grass

Hair Tie Inspector

You didn’t need this did you? 😸

A cat reaching out for a hair tie with text: Good Cat Job Hair Tie Inspector

Model

Always photo ready we are…even when we are sleeping.

A sleek black cat with shiny fur and bright yellow eyes looks up at the camera while sitting on a textured gray surface. The image has a purple banner at the top with the text “Good CAT JOB: Model.”

What Cat Jobs Would You Add To The List ? !

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